In March I started working at the First Baptist Church for the daycare. The kids age from kindergarten to fith grade so this means funny stories. The other day I heard, probably the funniest thing to ever come out of a kids mouth. And so the story begins:

All the kids were sitting around a table doing their craft talking quietly when one physco kid clears his throat and gets everyone’s attention. He starts off by saying, “Excuse me everyone excuse me I need your attention.” So obviously I look up from reading to see what he is about to do. What I see is the most serious face on any kid I have ever seen in my life. Then he drops the bomb. “Everyone this might shock you but I have something very important to tell you. This might shock you but Santa Clause died a few years ago from a gun shot wound.” I almost fall out of my chair from trying to hide my laughter while all the kids go dead silent.

The rest of the story isnt that good and I am bored with typing so I am done for now.